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Used Cars are the things which require the buyers to consider a lot before buying otherwise the buyers will get the cars which might burst out after buying for a few days. The first important thing is the dealer who the buyer is going to buy a car from. The good thing about the used cars is its price, it’s cheap which will the second chance for people who can’t afford to buy a new car in very high price.

If the buyers can find the right car with the great suggestion from the dealer, they will be lucky for two in one for a good condition car with low price. The problem about the used cars will fade away if the dealer honest to the customers and if the customers have enough knowledge and make a lot of considerations before making a decision.

But since I’m not the expert in cars, the only source of information I can lay on is the dealers who I am supposed to get the help from them. So instead of making a lot of considerations on the car, making a lot of considerations on the dealers who you are going to buy a car with instead. Good dealer can ensure you will get a good used car.

You know I who I am talking about. You are the one that abuse the horn on the car all the time.
When you get home late at night you honk the horn repeatedly to the maid open the gates for your car. You drive a Benz most of the time and you think you are better then everybody else. If you have so much money why don’t you buy a electric gate opener and let the maid and the rest of sleep.

You are the same one that honks the horn when I try to pass the street on foot in the rain. Why don’t you let the people that’s walking get home safely and dry.

You are also the same person that on a small narrow street you park the car to go buy something to eat creating a long queue. When you then are stuck in the same Bangkok traffic jam you created you honk the horn.

Be careful with that horn my friends there are creatures in other worlds that wear horns as well and you might end up there.

Since the traffic police can not take bribes as open as before they have found a new solution for getting some quick Christmas money.

Most of the time the police change u-turn rules near the salary week or they stop every motorbike they can for driving with flip flops.

But now they need lot more money to buy presents for all the second wife’s they are keeping. The traffic changes are only until the 15 December when the big boss going on holiday and can not take more bribes.

So if you want to support the police tea money fund please do not read the following.

Even Thailand doesn’t produce any car brand but we still have name for Japanese cars and Europe cars in our own language. Thais can show that even they can’t make cars by themselves but they still love in their race by providing the name of the cars in Thai language. I heard some of them and read some of them from the magazine which I will tell you the meaning and how they pronounce name of the cars in Thai:

First we start with Japanese cars with ToyoTa Altis, Thais call “Un-tid” which means very small thing.

Second is Toyota Camry, Thais call “Cam-Leeb” which means small unshaped pussy. Girls are a bit shy with using this brand of cars then.

Third is “Lexus”, Thais calling it “Lex-sun” which mean small and short.

Fourth is Nissan “Sunny”, Thai call “Sun –nee”, we pronounce almost the same with English language but in different tone, which means short as well.

Those are some I heard and seen from others, none of them is my idea. Anyway, it’s just small little joke which I never heard before and surprised with the idea of the thinkers. Anyhow, please leave the comment if you know any Thai words Thai people call for cars. As you can see all meaning in Thai language words version refer to something which I think you already know.